About the Slushy Noobz Hamzah the Fantastic Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
A school-photo ID card, made funny. It reads HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC beside a young boy's portrait, with an issue date of 9-2007 and a tongue-in-cheek list of what to do if Hamzah goes missing. Step four is "CRY". A Slushy Noobz in-joke.
Design
- Front: School-photo ID card: HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC, issue date 9-2007, a joke what-to-do list ending in "CRY", with small card logos along the bottom.
About the Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
The Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt is pure comfort: a warm cotton-polyester fleece that keeps the Slushy Noobz design crisp and the collar in shape wash after wash.
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Weight: Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
- Build: Ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching, no side seams
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
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Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.
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