About the Slushy Noobz Hamzah the Fantastic Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
A school-photo ID card, made funny. It reads HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC beside a young boy's portrait, with an issue date of 9-2007 and a tongue-in-cheek list of what to do if Hamzah goes missing. Step four is "CRY". A Slushy Noobz in-joke.
Design
- Front: School-photo ID card: HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC, issue date 9-2007, a joke what-to-do list ending in "CRY", with small card logos along the bottom.
About the Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
The Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is an easy everyday layer: light enough for summer shows and soft enough to live in all year. Smooth ring-spun cotton gives the Slushy Noobz design a crisp base, and the tubular body means no itchy side seams.
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Weight: Lightweight, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a ribbed crew neckline that won't curl
- Build: Tubular body with no side seams, twill-taped shoulders
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colours
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
- Do not dry-clean
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Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.
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