Sweatshirts

Slushy Noobz Hamzah the Fantastic Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt

$40.96

A school-photo ID card for Hamzah the Fantastic with a joke what-to-do list, from Slushy Noobz, on a youth crewneck sweatshirt.

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About the Slushy Noobz Hamzah the Fantastic Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt

A school-photo ID card, made funny. It reads HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC beside a young boy's portrait, with an issue date of 9-2007 and a tongue-in-cheek list of what to do if Hamzah goes missing. Step four is "CRY". A Slushy Noobz in-joke.

Design

  • Front: School-photo ID card: HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC, issue date 9-2007, a joke what-to-do list ending in "CRY", with small card logos along the bottom.

About the Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt

The Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt brings Slushy Noobz to younger listeners in a warm, hard-wearing fleece that's ready for school, sport and lazy weekends.

  • Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Weight: Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Fit: Relaxed, loose fit
  • Build: Tubular knit with no side seams; ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
  • Label: Tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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Runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL.

Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.

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